if you never shoot you'll never know.

kiss me under the light of a thousand stars, place your hand on my beating heart

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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  • Me one day: carrots and hummus and summer bod here i come ok let's lose a body fat percentage
  • Me another day: protein and protein and protein my deadlift's gonna be so monster i'm gonna look like the hulk watch out losers
  • Me a different day: idgaf tbh ice cream and chicken and burgers and nuggets what a time to be alive treat yo self
  • Me always: food

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

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cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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